As You Like It – Rosalind

As You Like It – Rosalind

Shakespeare – Women

Act 3, sc.5. lines 34-63

And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother
That you insult, exult, and all at once
Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty–
As, by my faith, I see no more in you
Than without candle may go dark to bed–
Must you therefore be proud and pitiless?
Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
I see no more in you than in the ordinary
Of nature’s sales-work. ‘Od’s my little life,
I think she means to tangle my eyes too!
No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it.
‘Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream,
That can entame my spirits to your worship.
You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her
Like foggy south, puffing with wind and rain?
You are a thousand times a properer man
Than she a woman. ‘Tis such fools as you
That make the world full of ill-favored children.
‘Tis not her glass, but you, that flatters her,
And out of you she sees herself more proper
Than any of her lineaments may show her.
But mistress, know yourself. Down on your knees
And thank Heaven, fasting, for a good man’s love.
For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
Sell when you can. You are not for all markets.
Cry the man mercy, love him, take his offer.
Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.
So take her to thee, shepherd. Fare you well.